Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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