you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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