omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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