we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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