Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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