Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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