You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
My balls are so social today.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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