we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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