where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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