Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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