At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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