i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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