you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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