Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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