My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
of course. lets lasso hookers.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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