It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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