You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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