If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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