Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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