apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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