No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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