Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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