He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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