You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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