i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She even gives head with a lisp.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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