covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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