just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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