"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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