Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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