I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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