Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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