Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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