these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
