Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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