in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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