I looked at my own cervix.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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