I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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