the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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