Three words: puerto rican gang bang
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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