And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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