Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
