worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
