are you still at the devil's house?
so explain again why im purple
no
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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