how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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