I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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