i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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