Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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