Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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