im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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