North Korea, Best Korea!
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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