And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Randomize
