nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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